Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It
SKU: 98267014255

Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

$25.93 $28.81
Save 10%
No.2 Bestseller on elitecarrentalkenya.com >

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 6 - Jul 11

Promo Codes Available:

For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15

Description

Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose ItPaperback 304 pages A debut novel following a woman turning thirty in thirty days, determined to lose her virginity before her birthdayfrom podcaster, comedian, and bookfluencer Brooke Averick, who has amassed a platform of over 1. 5M fans. How can you ever share true love's kiss without feeling like you're going to throw up? Phoebe Berman is on the verge of turning thirty and still hasnt lost her virginity. So she drafts up the ultimate "Guide to

Paperback - 304 pages

A debut novel following a woman turning thirty in thirty days, determined to lose her virginity before her birthday—from podcaster, comedian, and bookfluencer Brooke Averick, who has amassed a platform of over 1.5M fans.

How can you ever share true love's kiss without feeling like you're going to throw up?

Phoebe Berman is on the verge of turning thirty and still hasn’t lost her virginity. So she drafts up the ultimate "Guide to Losing My Virginity" checklist and complete all the steps in a month.

Actions as simple as “compliment a stranger on his outfit” or “redownload Hinge” are the easiest steps, while others, like “Go on a random dating app date” or “get drunk and make out with a stranger,” feel nearly impossible. Why? Phoebe has debilitating intimacy anxiety. 

And then suddenly, her relatively boring (basically non-existent) dating life is filled with suitors. There's a new fourth grade teacher at her school with perfect arms, a childhood crush resurfaces via Words with Friends, and then there's Jonathan, her college best friend who might be a friend no more...

Rapidly, Phoebe’s love life is taking center stage in a way she never anticipated. But this love square she has gotten herself into, and the stomach cramps and dizziness that surface whenever she gears up for a potential date, are making things complicated.

Phoebe Berman’s Gonna Lose It is a love story for those who devour romance novels and the latest Netflix rom coms, but struggle to find protagonists that feel authentic, grounded, and like real people.

Story Locale:Los Angeles, CA and Long Island, NY

Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
SKU: 98267014255

Discover Niche Categories That Outsell

Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order

4.8 ★★★★★
Based on 1819 reviews
Sort
Highest Rating
Newest First
Oldest First
Product Reviews
E
Verified Purchase
EA Martin
New York, US
★★★★★ 1
Worthless Dog Toy
Color: Blue
Buyer beware! This item is worthless - if I could rate it -5*, I would. It was delivered this morning and was destroyed literally within 10 minutes. The squeaker was punctured and two of the crinkle legs were stripped by my Shichon.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
T
Verified Purchase
The Collie Mum
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 3
Fun for a few minutes but beware!
Color: Blue&Purple&Orange, Color: Blue&Purple&Orange
I have 3 dogs so looking for multipacks of the same style toy is great so there is less squabbling between who gets what toy. I have a border collie puppy, a 4 yr old Irish wolfhound cross and a 17 yr old border collie. These toys were loved by each one of my dogs. The toys are floppy and easy to squeak in the octopus head. So much so that my elderly boy could happily play and make it squeak. He even collected the toys up and took them to his bed! My puppy ran off bounding through the house squeaking the octopus' head with the tentacle-legs flying everywhere as she ran around, so the entertainment value is pretty high! My Irish wolfhound loved the crinkling on the tentacles of the octopus and went straight for tearing into the orange toy pulling out the plastic, then pulling out the squeaker. The toy did ok with a game of tuggy (tug-o-war) with him and this toy would have been a great reward during a training session. The fabric is not very tough so this is not a toy for aggressive chewers. Legs were easily chewed off and unfortunately were ingested by one of my dogs which caused them to vomit repeatedly throughout the night. Same with the squeaker, they are thin, soft plastic. So if your dog is a voracious chewer, give these a miss. What I liked about these toys: 1. They were reasonably priced for 3 toys 2. These are not small toys! They are great for medium and large dogs. 3. Very fun for the dogs to play with. 4. No stuffing to clean up What I didn't like: 1. Toys are not durable for tough tuggers. 2. The toys are not reinforced for chewing. 3. Squeaker not strong enough. The toys just didn't last. There was maybe 15 minutes of play time at most before the chewing and destruction of the toys really got started. I might buy these again if I can give my puppy better supervision for her chewing these and trying to stop her from ingesting the pieces she is chewing off put I probably won't buy them again. There's too much plastic that can be eaten with the crinkly plastic in the legs.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on December 22, 2021
P
Verified Purchase
Patti D.
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
It's a winner!
Color: Blue&Purple&Orange, Color: Blue&Purple&Orange
Sturdy, pup loves all 3. Nice size. Has squeaker in head AND crinkle in the tentacles He sleeps with them and carries them around. It's a favorite
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2025
V
Verified Purchase
vegas
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
My puppy's favorite toy
Color: Blue
I have an 9 month old lab. He LOVES these!! By far one of his favorite toys! Since he is a puppy they do not last crazy long. Usually a few weeks, but well worth it. They keep him occupied.. and gives me a 20+ min of fee time!!
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2025
J
Verified Purchase
Jade N Edwards
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Best toy ever
Color: Blue&Purple, Color: Blue&Purple
I have been through many many toys with my 4yo GWP. And she is not gentle with her toys. Normally a plush toy will last about a week before all stuffing is brutally removed and the squeaker is so worn out it resembles a limp noodle. Somehow, this toy has survived the last 3 months- squeaker still squeaking, no holes in the fabric, better yet there’s not stuffing to litter all over my floor for the vacuum to get stuck on! She loves this thing, she flings it around, tugs on it, catches it midair, loses it and finds it. Honestly 10/10. I wish I could buy stock in this toy.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2025

recommand products

Vidhi Lehenga Set
992.50
ELARA
120.00
Jazmin Saree
636.00
RUBY
119.50
MARIA B Mprints Fall Winter Collection 2025 | MPT-2703-B
175.00