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South Park Woke Is Dead Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a Straw LidStay hydrated with a dose of South Park humor. The South Park Woke Is Dead Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a Straw Lid is the perfect way to bring the show's unapologetic attitude everywhere you go. Featuring the bold "Woke Is Dead" design inspired by the series' iconic satire, this durable water bottle makes a statement whether you're at the gym, office, school, or on the go. Double walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation Plastic lid and wide
Stay hydrated with a dose of South Park humor. The South Park Woke Is Dead Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a Straw Lid is the perfect way to bring the show's unapologetic attitude everywhere you go. Featuring the bold "Woke Is Dead" design inspired by the series' iconic satire, this durable water bottle makes a statement whether you're at the gym, office, school, or on the go.
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92" (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54" (9 cm)
- Glossy finish
- Rotating handle
- Comes with an anti-slip patch
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
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★★★★★ 5
My dog loves this toy!
Color: Bunny (Gray), Size: Large, Color: Bunny (Gray), Size: Large
High quality, big toy, perfect for a medium to large size dog. After a few months of serious chewing I had to buy another one, but well worth the money! Rocky loves it.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Great toy but if your dog is an aggressive chewer, please think twice.
Color: Crinkle Chicken (Brown), Size: Large
I received this on May 23rd and on June 8th, after playing with this thing every day, our recently acquired 36 lb dog finally ripped it open and got out all the plastic and the squeaky part. Lily Belle will miss you, chicken.
Lily loooooved this toy! She'd toss it in the air, chew on it, pull it with her teeth etc. but as much as she loved it, we won't replace it. It's just not durable enough for her.
If your dog is an aggressive chewer, you might want to try a different toy. I hate that this lasted just a smidge over two weeks because Lily seemed to truly enjoy this toy.
RIP, squeaky chicken!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Amazing and cute
Size: Small, Color: Pink, Size: Small, Color: Pink
I have a puppy who absolutely adores her toys, especially now that she’s teething! I picked out some pink ones that are just right for her—she’s only 2 1/2 months old and weighs 2 lbs. The best part is the variety of toys she loves to play with.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Built to Chew, Designed to Last – A Teething Pup’s Best Friend!
Size: Small, Color: Pink
These puppy chew toys are adorable and well made! I picked the pink set for my girl, but they come in several color options to suit any pup’s personality. So far, she hasn’t destroyed a single one — which says a lot, because she’s definitely in her teething phase.
That said, I do wish she’d chew on the toys more than she chews on me — ha! She seems to enjoy them most when I’m playing with her, so they’ve become a fun bonding tool. I also really appreciate that a couple of the toys can hold small treats. That keeps her entertained a bit longer and gives my hands a much-needed break.
Overall, this is a great little starter kit for teething puppies. Durable, cute, and interactive — we’re both happy with it!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Bad Qualify - Toxic Plastic, Not Good or Safe
Size: Small, Color: Purple
These are toxic micro-plastic toys. They are especially bad for teething puppies sharp teeth. Within an hour of playing, pieces began to chip off and easily falling apart.
If you don’t heed this warning to buy something else, at least monitor your dog when in use, never leave unattended and plan to throw them away when they start to break down.
It’s a shame because the set is really cute and has ideal texture my dog loved with a nice variety of shapes. Not worth the risk though for a member of the family.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026