Hilarious Things That Mums Say

Hilarious Things That Mums SayThe sheep are being racist again! Why she cant be addicted to heroin like a normal person! I couldnt sleep! I was too excited and I couldnt stop thinking about my morning porridge. Dont do drugs! You still have a cold! Robocop is just Jesus with a robot. I cant get the Internet up. The little robots in the computer arent doing their job. I cant find Noahs Ark under the True Stories. I dont have wrinkles because I never smiled at my kids. Theres no

The sheep are being racist again!
Why she canÕt be addicted to heroin like a normal person!
I couldnÕt sleep! I was too excited and I couldnÕt stop thinking about my morning porridge.
DonÕt do drugs! You still have a cold!
Robocop is just Jesus with a robot.
I canÕt get the Internet up. The little robots in the computer arenÕt doing their job.
I canÕt find NoahÕs Ark under the ÒTrue Stories.Ó
I donÕt have wrinkles because I never smiled at my kids.
ThereÕs no blood in your fingers.
Having a child is like having a hairless puppy that learns to talk.
DonÕt point at the hippo! It might bite your arm off and get sick and then we might get in trouble.
Your suit nearly hides your moobs.
You seem to get on well with my son in spite of his small hands and girly laugh.
Is there kangaroo in beef pie?
Tell your cereal to stop being so loud.
Skype is working! I have so many Internets!
IÕll never forget what I got on my second date. Pregnant.